Technologies for accelerated QUIC packet processing include a computing device having a network controller. The computing device programs the network controller with an encryption key associated with a QUIC protocol connection. The computing device may pass a QUIC packet to the network controller, which encrypts a payload of the QUIC packet using the encryption key. The network controller may segment the QUIC packet into multiple segmented QUIC packets before encryption. The network controller transmits encrypted QUIC packets to a remote host. The network controller may receive encrypted QUIC packets from a remote host. The network controller decrypts the encrypted payload of received QUIC packets and may evaluate an assignment function with an entropy source in the received QUIC packets and forward the received QUIC packets to a receive queue based on the assignment function. Each receive queue may be associated with a processor core. Other embodiments are described and claimed.