The disclosure includes embodiments for providing cloud-based network optimization for connected vehicles. In some embodiments, a method includes receiving, by a connected vehicle, configuration data describing a set of candidate vehicle-to-anything (V2X) channels of a V2X radio of the connected vehicle and configuration selection probability values describing a likelihood that particular candidate V2X channels of the set will be selected. In some embodiments, the method includes selecting a V2X channel from the set that does not have the highest likelihood of being selected. In some embodiments, the method includes configuring the V2X radio of the connected vehicle to transmit data packets using the selected V2X channel.