The invention discloses novel environment-friendly straw processing equipment comprising an equipment main body and a holding barrel embedded in the equipment main body. A drive cavity is formed in the equipment main body. The lower portion of the drive cavity is provided with a sliding cavity in a communicating mode. A first drive motor is fixedly arranged on the outer wall of the left side of the sliding cavity. A drive threaded rod is connected to the right side end face of the first drive motor in a power fit mode. The drive threaded rod extends rightwards to stretch into the sliding cavity and is connected with the right side wall of the sliding cavity in a rotary fit mode. A drive block is connected to the outer surface of the drive threaded rod in a thread fit mode and is connectedwith the sliding cavity in a sliding fit mode. The drive block upwards penetrates out of the sliding cavity to stretch into the drive cavity. A second drive motor is embedded in the top in the drive block. The novel environment-friendly straw processing equipment is simple in structure, convenient to use, high in efficiency and low in cost, straw is fully smashed, and thus subsequent processing and utilization are convenient.